Oct 26
The Future
“If you want to see the future imagine someone’s boot stamping on the human face… forever.” – George Orwell
Lemons
lemons are a useless fruit because it is ot impressive to say that you know how to make lemonade.
Oct 24
Make Something Idiot Proof
Make something idiot proof, but then they just make a better idiot.
Peace Through Power
Jul 31
Tomato
There is a REASON why people think tomatoes are a vegetable…….because it tastes BAD!
This is for all those people who think tomatoes taste good. (tomatoes ARE a fruit by the way)
Jul 22
The Weather
As quoted from a very respected pilot:
When the Weather is clear, it’s turbulent. When the Weather is not Clear, it’s cloudy.
Jun 30
Life Insurance
Technically speaking, you get the best bang for the buck if you die the day after you purchase life insurance. (that is, a bang to the head)
Jun 28
British Dude
If you hear a random British Dude yelling in your living room……………do not fear for it is Youtube.
Jun 28
tHiNk……
“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.” – General George Patton
