Daily Mishaps http://www.dailymishaps.com Laugh for the Greater good. Thu, 08 Dec 2011 03:05:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Lemons http://www.dailymishaps.com/12/07/2011/lemons/ http://www.dailymishaps.com/12/07/2011/lemons/#comments Thu, 08 Dec 2011 03:05:47 +0000 Jeff77789 http://www.dailymishaps.com/?p=700 lemons are a useless fruit because it is ot impressive to say that you know how to make lemonade.

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“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”

]]> http://www.dailymishaps.com/04/09/2011/704/feed/ 0 Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference. http://www.dailymishaps.com/04/07/2011/never-argue-with-an-idiot-the-people-watching-might-not-know-the-difference/ http://www.dailymishaps.com/04/07/2011/never-argue-with-an-idiot-the-people-watching-might-not-know-the-difference/#comments Fri, 08 Apr 2011 04:40:00 +0000 Jeff77789 http://www.dailymishaps.com/?p=701 http://www.dailymishaps.com/04/07/2011/never-argue-with-an-idiot-the-people-watching-might-not-know-the-difference/feed/ 0 http://www.dailymishaps.com/01/18/2011/694/ http://www.dailymishaps.com/01/18/2011/694/#comments Wed, 19 Jan 2011 01:37:10 +0000 Jeff77789 http://www.dailymishaps.com/?p=694

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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“Being good isn’t always about being nice.”

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If anything above sounds rude or irrelevant, feel free to disregard it.

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