Daily Mishaps

Blue…

Jeff77789 — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:07:50 +0000

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

Tomato

Jeff77789 — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 21:35:52 +0000

There is a REASON why people think tomatoes are a vegetable…….because it tastes BAD!

This is for all those people who think tomatoes taste good. (tomatoes ARE a fruit by the way)

Stereotyping

Jeff77789 — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 01:37:42 +0000

It’s not Stereotyping if it’s true.

The Weather

Jeff77789 — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 23:30:23 +0000

As quoted from a very respected pilot:

When the Weather is clear, it’s turbulent. When the Weather is not Clear, it’s cloudy.

Life Insurance

Jeff77789 — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 03:21:21 +0000

Technically speaking, you get the best bang for the buck if you die the day after you purchase life insurance. (that is, a bang to the head)

British Dude

Jeff77789 — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 00:38:36 +0000

If you hear a random British Dude yelling in your living room……………do not fear for it is Youtube.

tHiNk……

Jeff77789 — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:21:12 +0000

“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.” – General George Patton

Simple.

Jeff77789 — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:20:22 +0000

“Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler” -Albert Einstein

New Car

Jeff77789 — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 22:37:03 +0000

“The way a press launch for a new car works is, a car manufacturer flies a group of automotive journalists to a nice location, pays their expenses, wines and dines them for several days, and lets them drive the new car all over the place. Then they go home and write objective stories.”

- Dave Barry

Freedom

Jeff77789 — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 22:34:01 +0000

“Freedom’s enemies are waste, lethargy, indifference, immorality, and the insidious attitude of something for nothing.” William Arthur Ward