Lemons

lemons are a useless fruit because it is ot impressive to say that you know how to make lemonade.

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“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”

Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

You are a winner

Good.

“Being good isn’t always about being nice.”

Ignore.

If anything above sounds rude or irrelevant, feel free to disregard it.