Jul 31
Tomato
There is a REASON why people think tomatoes are a vegetable…….because it tastes BAD!
This is for all those people who think tomatoes taste good. (tomatoes ARE a fruit by the way)
Jul 22
The Weather
As quoted from a very respected pilot:
When the Weather is clear, it’s turbulent. When the Weather is not Clear, it’s cloudy.
Jun 30
Life Insurance
Technically speaking, you get the best bang for the buck if you die the day after you purchase life insurance. (that is, a bang to the head)
Jun 28
British Dude
If you hear a random British Dude yelling in your living room……………do not fear for it is Youtube.
Jun 28
tHiNk……
“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.” – General George Patton
Jun 23
New Car
“The way a press launch for a new car works is, a car manufacturer flies a group of automotive journalists to a nice location, pays their expenses, wines and dines them for several days, and lets them drive the new car all over the place. Then they go home and write objective stories.”
- Dave Barry
Jun 23
Freedom
“Freedom’s enemies are waste, lethargy, indifference, immorality, and the insidious attitude of something for nothing.” William Arthur Ward
Jun 21
Different & Original
Why can’t I be different and original, like everybody else? – Viv Stanshall
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